Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
How do you tell an ex that banging less hot chicks than me is highly insulting? I almost want to try and get him laid with a pretty girl just to save some face for dating him so long.
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
I feel like I should pray to the god of Febreze, because it is like it washes away the smell of all my sins from the bed
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
He asked me if I've ever had my ass ate and there was no polite way to say yeah your brother's pretty in to that 😂 I went with "no"
Just realized tomorrow is the anniversary of the time Dean and I glued DJ's leg back together with Neosporin and an Ace bandage. I'm bringing red velvet cupcakes to the party to celebrate.
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
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