I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
don't worry i won't let him get attached. I put on my Hulk onesie after sex and yelled I SMASHED YOU. never seen a guy looked so confused.
that's the first time I've heard "shenanigans" and "apocalypse" in the same sentence
I taught a straight girl about grindr today. She showed me tinder. It was like some sexual cultural exchange program
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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