Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
I'm sorry the first time we hungout you had to witness me throw up in the ocean then army crawl to shore.
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
Jesus these cramps...it's like every potential fetus I swallowed last night is personally punching me in the uterus
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
as i sobered up i realized that her cute accent was actually a speech impediment
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
My bank account got hacked so he showed up with a 6 pack wearing a superman cape to cheer me up and you question why I love him?
We'll get you some ice cream, but no sprinkles. Sprinkles are for winners.
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
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