Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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