I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
Your remote is drenched in lotion and you expect me to believe you weren't masturbating?!
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
If we break up, I want weekend visitations with your penis.
She told me she gets scared easily and that I had to protect her. Then I made a condom joke that ended up making her cry... All bad dude
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
so this maintenance guy stood at the corner of my cubical and scratched his balls for like a full minute cause he thought no one could see him
I just remembered that the guy I slept with last night has "USDA PRIME" tattooed on his ass
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