some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
I fell asleep with my vibrator still in me. I am the Queen of Sad Masturbation.
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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