Three words: puerto rican gang bang
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
All I remember is lecturing my dog about how she's a lucky bitch to have a structured eating and shitting schedule.
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
I hope they realize that to me "collecting their mail" is synonymous with "fucking in every room in their house, and twice in the party shower."
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
And then I woke you by humping you to Lionel Ritchie.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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