I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
You smell like stripper and shame
He threw up over the balcony and blamed it on an invisible garden gnome.
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
There was a suspicious looking plate that suggests I may have eaten salad with gravy
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
Won't anyone wonder why I'm mute, bald, and wearing an eye patch?
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
She said she forgot something.. and when she came out she was carrying a garden gnome, and a bottle of vodka. she was too hot to question it.
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
i like him enough to wash my sheets.. but not enough to finally get that pink lemonade and vodka slushy stain out of my carpet
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