do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
Mom just Facebook checked into an Applebees at 2am. Caption: ''WITH THE BESTIEZ.''
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
But I swear to god if I'm awkwardly there while you try to have sex with someone again I'm getting high with your dad
Apparently last night I yelled "the cops were called on a mother fucker and that mother fucker is me." And then proceeded to exorcise a sandwitch.
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
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