I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
I'm a simple man, with a social life most psychopaths would cringe at
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
My Adderall prescription says to take my recommended dose and throw away any leftover pills. Why don't more prescriptions come with jokes like this?
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
and you fell through a lawn chair
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
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