sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
He just snapchatted me a picture of his cock. The angle makes it look like a freakin skyscraper. Thinking of photoshopping a little monkey on it.
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
I tried to smoke out of half a banana, and lit my nose hair on fire. So I feel like that sums up my life pretty well.
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
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