I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
I've come to the conclusion that if I was an old man, I would perve around in short gym shorts for kicks.
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
there should be a national holiday dedicated to how high i am
Anyone who says sunshine brings happyness has never woken up with the worst hangover of their life to their window being open and it being a bright shinny day
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
BRILLIANT IDEA: In honor of summer olympics we need to start a synchronized drinking team.
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
I'm honored that you could tear yourself away from your girlfriend's vagina long enough to text me.
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
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