you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
Can I sleep on your couch? My wife just found my eHarmony account.
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
I don't get it. Why have babies when you can have vodka?
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
I slapped a guy during sex last night because he moaned the wrong name. Then I remembered I gave him a fake name. Sorry bro.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
You know it was a good dinner party when one of the guests broke their finger and no one can remember how it happened.
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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