Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
I knew I shouldn't have slept with her...my dick looks like a stegosaurus tail
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
I should not be allowed to be in possession of a fifth and a phone at the same time.
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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