i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
We stole your phone last night, texted your brother and told him you wanted it up the ass by him. All he said was "I want ur money."
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
The nurse gave me a funny look when I said I thought I have an std in my throat. Bet she only does it missionary too
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
I wish I could remember her name, I mean we fucked and all, but it woulda been nice to tag her in the instagram pics.
One good thing about being really drunk when you go out to dinner is that the leftovers are a surprise. These quesadillas had shrimp in them! Who knew?
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
Just spent 10 minutes washing away my own puke. This gas station lady loves me.
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
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