We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
I'm passing your future prison.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
Dude, she found the red hair dye from 4th of July. then she proceeded to give you a red mohawk for a more patriotic thanksgiving eve. How do you not remember that?
I want to miss work tomorrow on account of violent projective vomit... Make it happen
I have already decided that it happened in an alternate universe since both of the people involved don't remember it and we only have the word of a sober person that it happened at all
Please note: when a bouncer tells you to leave, pointing out that their career path makes them a much better judge what to do will not make you friends
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
Something about being drunk at 1pm chasing seagulls on the beach while it's raining is very calming
Really stoned me is having a very serious, intent conversation with my mom about egg rolls and koolaid flavors.
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
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