I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
You blacked out and walked in on my neighbor breast feeding at 3am yelling "where is my best friend". I think we should go apologize.
Reached a new low last night. Passed out. With my pants down. On the toilet. At ihop. Waitress had to wake me up.
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
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