is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
I need a $60 an hour job, because I have a $50 an hour drinking habit.
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
TELL HER ABOUT THE GODDAMNED MOTHERFUCKING POTATOES
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
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