she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
My roommate definitely just walked in on me playing the piano naked.
By piano you mean.....
Like literally a piano.
Ohhhh that's kind of embarrassing.
Friends don't let friends put redi whip in their wine
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
I'd love you more if you were covered in hot cheetos
You texted him 17 times. Asking for him back and sending random pictures of Jimmy Buffett. He didn't answer.
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
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