I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
He asked what my name was on facebook chat. IT SAYS RIGHT THERE. i will never be drunk enough for this guy.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
Either he was jacking off or having a seizure next to me in bed. Either way, I was too lazy to help.
Green mimosas i think yes
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
As I was throwing up blood I assured concerned onlookers that I had simply "eaten a lot of ketchup today"
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
She fucked a bartender in a closed Applebee’s and has the nerve to call me easy
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