Gonna be late. Someone jumped in front of our train.
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
Friends bring friends secret work margaritas. my pink water bottle is in the cupboard
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
he stole a smokey from the street meat vendor and put it in his pocket when she wasn't looking and now we're drinking avocado margaritas
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
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