I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
all i remember thinking as i was puking my intestines out is : wow.. this toilet does look like it's from the future.
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
This was baby jesus's way of getting you to wait until the next bikini wax
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
Keep your fingers crossed. If I get to go to a Stanley Cup game I'll give you the blowjob he deserves for taking me. Because hes definitely not gettin it.
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