Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
My girlfriend figured out who you are.
you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
The guy at the bar repeatedly told us he was an off duty cop from out of town, that to normal people would be the time where you stop asking him to smoke a blunt with us
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
He came to my Harry Potter marathon wearing a Hogwarts uniform. Of course I fucked him.
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
For a second I thought I had fallen asleep on the floor and freaked out. Then I thought somehow I was on drugs. This is my life.
My husband just came over to kiss me and said, "careful, I got a block of cream cheese in my pocket"
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