She punched me in the face after i pulled it out and grabbed my cell phone. Ill be the one hiding in the bushes with one shoe.
sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
this other lifeguard and I are actually considering paying a kid to shit in the pool
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
When I told my mom I was having a rough time, she responded with "pop a xanax, take a nap, and when you wake up all will be right with the world." My mom is finally starting to shape up.
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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