Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
I wish i could make my toaster dance like they do in the second ghostbusters. But i dont have ectoplasmic goo. Or a toaster.
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
Your cat is quite the conversationalist after some tequila and shrooms
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
Wonderful brian is stoned out of his mind, floating in a lawn chair in the hot tub eating a giant plate of macaroni and staring at the moon
Power went out. She lit a candle and gave me head. Made some pretty impressive candlelight cocksucking shadowpuppets. Must be what porn was like in olden times.
I can't believe you're asking me to think of a sincere, creative way to apologize to your penis at 2 am.
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
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