he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
Bro i just made a pipe out of a mechanical pencil and the top to an eye drop bottle. Does that make me some kind of pot god?
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
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