Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
While eating post sex burritos I dripped taco bell sauce on my boob. He licked it off and asked why I hadn't thought of that before.
If I'm not drunk and wearing a penguin hat by the time we are done opening Christmas presents then coming home for Christmas was a complete failure
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
Apparently I was carrying around a bottle of listerine calling it 5 loco
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