Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
I asked her why she was drunkenly masturbating to Iron Man and all she replied was "Robert Downey Jr". As far as excuses go, that seemed pretty legit.
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
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