Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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