Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
I got my little bro high for the first time... Turns out the two of us stoned together is a mess. We spent 10 minutes trying to communicate with each other using just our eyebrows.
Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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