Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
Bring more bourbon. Day drunk just hit another level.
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
My butt remains clenched, sir.
You threw a beachball full of vodka at me and yelled I CHOOSE YOU then ran
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
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