i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
I woke up laying in alphagetti with the message "I'd go get checked asap" written out in the letters.
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
I have an empty apartment, Chinese food, and fresh batteries in my vibrator. There's nothing on this earth that could lure me out tonight.
How did I get home last night?
We put your keys on a lanyard that asked anyone that found you to bring you home. A nice man in a cape, green shorts and a mesh shirt dropped you off this morning.
Oh. Yeah. Riiiggghhht
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