You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
I vaguely remember trying to exfoliate my face with your leg hair. Sorry about that.
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
One can only be this extremely wet once a year and I feel like I'm bitch slapping god by not using this gift he has bestowed on me.
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