u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
You force fed me chocolate chips and avocados for 3 hours and kept asking me about my trip to sweden when I was 4.
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
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