doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
When i asked him what happened all he said was, the toucan... the toucan... over and over again.
Just found custom condoms. Guess I'm not getting any work done today.
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
He just showed up to brunch with one shoe and only the battery from his phone.
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
this hospital has no fireball
Yeah, he hid all the toilet paper and took a video of me looking for it before I shit my pants. Definitely playing that clip at our wedding.
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
Well there's a microwave in my yard now too. I fucking Bruce/Caitlyn Jennered decathloned that bitch.
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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