you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
I drank half a bottle of wine while watching the Olympics opening ceremonies. I catcalled at handsome athletes. Stop me.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
I left my red butterfly dildo laying on my bedroom floor this morning....my landlord is currently showing the house to people. Fuck can't ever face him again.
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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