Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
I have a feeling she doesn't appreciate me as a person. She only fucks me because I look like Harry Potter.
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
Dude, no, you tried to sleep on the stove. I mean. You were pissed when I stopped you... but I couldn't have you catching on fire in my house.
Was picked up in the middle of a bar full of people...apparently I'm not tall enough to reach for drunken makeouts. I'm proud of myself.
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
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