Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
The ticket read "Found nude in a tree"
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
i'm at a party where swedish girls are dumping laundry detergent on each other because it glows in blacklight. this is awesome
when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
i don't think i ever formally apologized for that time i threw up on your dog.... well...here it is...
Going to rent a magician for when I eat shrooms. How has no one thought of this?
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
I never notice how majestic and beautiful my cat is unless I'm blazed
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
Please don't call my dad a fuckpuppet, I feel like that would be awkward to explain later.
I just called my grandma crying, apologizing for being the first grandchild to have premarital sex...I'm either about to start my period or pregnant.
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