We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
all i care about is the story behind my toaster ending up in the microwave
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
Everyone thinks it's an okay idea now until I'm overdoing it on the vodka/clubs, dancing on a table, trying to make out with the groom.
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
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