I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
i came on her dog
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
The awkward moment your booty call shows up to the Mexican restaurant and realizes you just picked burritos over pussy
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Randomize
