Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
So adding to the list of things my boobs can do, sweeping with a broom is apparently a thing.
Well the grass always *looks* greener on the other side but sometimes that’s bc there’s a sewage runoff...
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