and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
She said she couldn't find my penis because my arm was in the way. That was my penis
Every man deserves at least one moment like that
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
Sober me admires drunk me's enthusiasm, but there is no way I'm going to make it out there today.
Lol drunk you is so full ideas and happy. Sober you is full of grumpy reality.
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
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