It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
Responsibility: Hiding your beer when your DWI clients who are out on bond come to talk to you at bars.
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
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