no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
Having a midget officiate your wedding because you think it'd be hilarious: good idea or potential lawsuit?
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
The cop asked you after the breathalyzer what you think you blew and you very discreetly shouted "I'm pretty sure i blew Kyle on the way here "
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
I got to my internship late... with a bag of chipotle and sex hair.
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
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