He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
At one point I went looking for you and found you handcuffed to a chair. I'm pretty sure you handcuffed yourself. I don't know how you got there.
Oh dude, thanks for giving me that liquor last night, except replace 'giving' with 'violently forcing'.
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
My new dentist just kinda stared at me when I told him that I used to have partial dentures after breaking 2 teeth while beating the shit out of someone, until I puked them into the toilet and flushed them after getting high and making myself undercooked mac and cheese.
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
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