oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
The bartender just started bringing me gin and tonic in a pint glass to save himself trips...
I fed the cats at 7 am, made her eggs, gave her oral, and now I'm helping her clean and baking her brownies. Cosmos got nothing on me.
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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