Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
The cab driver had me sign for the payment and I was like give me a second while I throw up right outside your door.
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
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