fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
If there's ever a time when I've matured to the point that I don't want to look at camera-phone-titties, go ahead and bury me in a shallow grave by the railroad tracks.
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
He raised his arm and dropped it in his sleep to smack himself awake. He knows his phone has an alarm clock right?
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
My farts smell like burning tires and false courage
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
Oh don't mind my cushion, I got plowed in the ass by a freight train last night
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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