dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
Some 6 yr old girl just got on my plane in St. Louis. She was wearing an I Love Canada shirt. She eyed the seat next to me and I stared her straight in the eyes and shook my head. Fuck her. Fuck canada.
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
How did our waiter from olive garden end up passed out drunk in my roommate's bed?
I guess I was trying to make a cheese sandwich, I had to change my sheets cuz I slept on it and the cheese melted all over me, Dave, and my bed
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
I just watched our fat male neighbor dibble a soccer ball across the lawn. It looked like Baywatch with diabetes
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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