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This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
She was kind of put off because I kept calling her baby my spirit animal and staring hungrily at her breasts.
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
It's not a good night until someone eats a bagel covered in face mask thinking it's cream cheese
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
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