I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
he thought i was a dude.
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
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Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
arnt you supposed to become a mature adult when you move out of your parents house?
Moving out doesnt mean I'm mature, it means I can make pancakes and bacon at 3 in the morning and no one can judge me.
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
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