Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
i have your red jacket for some reason. and a good deal of shame and embarasment. note to self, wear underwear when you wear a dress. also, i was electrocuted last night. dont ask how.
it was a mass text i'm sorry
do you usually send 'hey sexy' as a mass text?
Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
Making cookies for neighbors. Spill beer all over dough. Bake anyways. From good neighbors back to the shitty college kids next door in under 3 seconds.
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
Got my client divorced finally. He was even awarded the cat ashes. Yep I went to law school for this.
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
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